turtle

Turtle is a porn-addicted, sex-obsessed, foul-mouthed, functioning-alcoholic Catholic navigating his life and relationships following his baby sister’s cancer diagnosis.

Selfish, American-ly arrogant, and obsessed with his penis, Turtle has made a huge... choice (some say it's below average: only the audience can decide if size matters). His Catholic guilt, or God Himself, refuses to let Turtle put the blame on anyone but himself.

Deemed "Fantastic. A helluva ride. Very very funny. Very very moving. Outrageous, bold, and so, so human," and “Heart-breaking, yet hilarious and hedonistic,” Turtle is coming to the Old Red Lion for an exclusive Camden Fringe preview!