p*ss your pantos: sleeping beauty
Come and join us for a riotous and booze-soaked panto, packed with chaos, plenty of cheap gags, and more questionable parenting than an episode of EastEnders. Set in the village of Bally, this modern twist on a classic fairytale follows Peach Schnapps: our beloved, dramatic princess. After a chipped prosecco bottle triggers a wicked curse cast by the formidable Margaret Thatchers, Peach falls into a magical sleep that only true love (or Bally’s last surviving bottle of mythical tequila) can break.
Meanwhile, our Prince arrives in Bally expecting to fall in love with a princess… Only to be drawn in by an unexpected (but incredibly sexy) beau, who is soft at heart and longing for a life without evil. With a love story blooming, a curse ticking, and Dame Stella Artois’ bank account fading faster than her patience, the race is on to save Peach, unite unlikely families, and keep the stage manager from having a full breakdown.
We can’t promise professionalism, but we can promise big laughs, and even bigger hangovers. Come for the magic, stay for the mayhem and to raise some money for an incredibly important cause.
Proceeds will be donated to PAPYRUS - Prevention of Young Suicide
Ticket information:
Performance dates: 17th December 2025
Performance time: 7pm
Run Time: 60 mins (no interval)
Tickets: £16 / £20 (including booking fee)





