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The Ninety Nine Point Nine


cow juice theatre presents

The ninety nine point nine


The Ninety Nine Point Nine is a satire based on the streets of central London, two academics go undercover to discover the real truths of how society works. The mind of the millennium Dr Larry Fishbourne delivers, with help from his colleague Petra Parquor (PhD Pending) a perception-altering ‘TEDx’ style lecture, explaining pop culture and political phenomenon!


Our heroes offer their academic findings on subjects and characters like cyborg Greta Thunberg, Paul Gascoine and his position on the conflict in the Middle East and what to really expect from post-Brexit Britain! This hour long escapade takes them to places unfathomable for their minds to comprehend. The audience will be taken on a journey crossing dimensions, time lines and reality whilst Petra and Larry come to terms with a secret underground organisation that has forged their very existence. 


When Billy Joel wrote ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ little did he know that 30 years later we would finally have an answer! The real truth changes their lives and will undoubtedly change yours. Forever.



Time & Date:


20th-22nd April, 8.30pm

Tickets: £11






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