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After a string of grisly murders, Detectives McKeith and Jones have two prime suspects… and they happen to be 10-year-olds… As featured on BBC3 and BBC Radio 4, horror-comedy duo The Twins Macabre present their darkest, most twisted show yet!

The Twins Macabre return to the London Horror Festival and unveil ‘Crime Doesn’t Play’, a brand new horror-crime-thriller-comedy. In the quiet town of Shadyoaks, the bodies of well-loved residents have been found in horrifying circumstances. City bigshot D.I. McKeith has been called in to assist local bumpkin Sergeant Jones. The pair have Maurice and Ivy, two strange and ghoulish siblings, in custody. Through the investigation, the detectives uncover the truth, which turns out to be more spine-tingling than they could ever have imagined. Delve into the darkest depths of the psychopathic condition and dare to laugh at what you find!

The Twins Macabre (Nic Lamont and Adam Rhys-Davies) have written and performed horror comedy for BBC3’s Live at the Electric, BBC Radio 4’s Sketchorama. The Twins previously performed ‘Small Mediums at Large’ at the London Horror Festival, and at the Edinburgh Fringe, Canary Wharf Spiegeltent, Brighton Fringe and Vault Festival. The pair also appeared in the acclaimed World Stage Premiere of Richard O'Brien's Rocky Horror sequel Shock Treatment.

'Delightfully freaky.’ –The Telegraph.

‘Darkly hilarious, nerve-jangling comedy rampage.’ –Broadway Baby.

‘The Twins Macabre are what would happen is Edgar Allan Poe had tried his hand at stand-up.’ –GrumpyGayCritic

‘Brilliantly dark... their chemistry is electric.’ -Everything Theatre


Friday 21st - Sunday 23rd October at 9.30pm

TICKETS £10.00 (£8.00 concessions)

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